DO NOT FEED THE FLOOR

In response to ” Those ferns are poisonous”…. What to people or the ground?

All Sitting Comfortably

Aren’t cars funny. They are just like two sofas joined together and put on wheels .

BAAA

Are cotton buds really made from Sheep ?

Diggin’ It

Why are are archeological digs underground ?

Electric Thinking

Can you put electricity back into the sockets – Like with them Solar Panels ?

Doomed

You know them things that fly around Finland, underground….that hydro thing…did it cause the end of the world

Home-made Jokes

The life of a comedian. Easy. Even I can make jokes up…

1) what do you call a woman who nails nails into the wall?

A) Hannah

2) what do you call a woman lying on a pub table?

A) Barbara

3) What do you call a religious man under a cow?

A) Buddha

4) on a hot day, A man was sitting in a room, blowing on people. What was his name?

A) Dan

5) there was 2 men in a field and the one says to the other – wanna game of tennis.
and the other says my names Dennis.

*The construct of a joke is then taught and structure looked into*

6) I used to have a rocking horse,  So i had to take it to the vet.

7) My grandfathers hands never used to work. so i took him back to the clockshop.

8) My friend told me there were lots of whales round the world. But i proved her wrong when i showed her a map.

9) I used to like eating mousse, until my friend told me it was illegal.

10) In the Mediterranean, there was a remote island, however my TV was too far way.

11) i used to have a green house, but the council didn’t like it

12) a man says – its roasting in here- the other says get out the oven then

13) man at a golf club asks for a green tea. shopkeeper says we only have blue and red ones.

Oz or Ozzie

Is Dame Judy Dench the woman who was in the Wizard of Oz or is she that bloke who dresses up as that Australian woman ?

Lost at Sea

When they first made maps how did they know how big the sea bit in the middle was ?

Say Cheese

Why do they bother drilling holes in Swiss cheese?