It’s a Wrap

Why isn’t my head the right shape for towels?

KABOOM

An unfortunate woman falls down a mine shaft, ” why didn’t she blow up”?

Timeline

100,000 years ago?!? but we’re only at 2012, so hows that possible?

Roman Numerals

I’m sure the Romans were around in the 1300s.

Chilly Investigation

Do you think they ever found the iceberg that sunk the Titanic?

Thou Shalt not Pass

Isn’t Geldof an imaginary person from the Lord of the Rings film ?

Mmm Pi

Ive just worked out the whole of PI. But i don’t understand it

Royal Bake-off

If the country is in so much debt why don’t the politicians or the Queen auction off some of their stuff or have a bake sale

Up and Under

In that Rugby thing when they throw the ball in, when they lift the blokes up they are a bit like cheerleaders aren’t they.

Oil Right at the Back

WD40. That’s an alcoholic drink isn’t it?