Pneu-ammonia

Ammonia; that’s just really a bad cold.

Christmas joke or Ear Infection?

What’s the ringing in your ears; tinsel-itis ?

Is the Dalai Lama really a Llama ?

Name a drink mixer: a spoon

I’d hate to be a caveman. they wear no clothes, you wouldn’t be able to go shopping and you’d have to eat each other.

On a packet of run resistant tights –
Does that refer to running or ladders ?

So there’s Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, John Lennon and George Michael

Why do cows have nose rings? I thought it was just animal jewellery

Why don’t they sell ready painted wallpaper ?

David and Goliath? David was raised by bears wasn’t he. Placed in a basket and floated down a river. Or was he raised by wolves?

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