Sands of Time

A desert beginning with a K…

Calamari desert

Gonna need a bigger bucket

Rising sea level and climate change problem solved:

Let’s fill the Grand Canyon with the excess sea water. Let’s make a really big bucket to place in the canyon to hold everything.

If you stuck your finger up your nose, can you tickle your brain?

I learned today that there is a wire from the UK to the US. Must be very tall telegraph poles, or is it just draped over the sea?

Benjimin Button is a racing car driver.

They should put windows in the channel tunnel or have made it out of glass to make the journey less boring. You could then look out under the sea.

Crocuses make saffron. So saffron is made of them grasshoppers things. I’m never having saffron again.

Crude oil is made from compressed million year old fish. So why don’t we save time and just burn the fish.

How do you know if you’ve won the Nobel prize? Do I get a letter in the post?

Harrison Ford: the guy who invented cars

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